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   Donkey In The Well

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. 

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. 

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. 

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. 

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. 

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! 

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. 

NOW -------- 

Enough of that crap . . . 

The donkey later came back and bit the sh*t out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. 

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON: 
When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you. 

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intimidator Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 06 Aug 2010 Location: manchester Status: Offline Points: 194	Post Options Post Reply Quote intimidator Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: joke section!! Posted: 27 Sep 2010 at 6:20pm
	Donkey In The Well One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. NOW -------- Enough of that crap . . . The donkey later came back and bit the sh*t out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON: When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
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arantom Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 07 Mar 2011 Location: folsom Status: Offline Points: 5	Post Options Post Reply Quote arantom Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 Mar 2011 at 12:45pm
	Haha.It was really very funny .I enjoyed the joke you have shard.Thanks for sharing it with us.

lordpom Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Location: Wantage Status: Offline Points: 147	Post Options Post Reply Quote lordpom Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 Mar 2011 at 4:48pm
	hahahaha Very good

Oldroverboy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 25 Aug 2010 Location: carmarthen Status: Offline Points: 237	Post Options Post Reply Quote Oldroverboy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 09 Mar 2011 at 11:51am
	Best joke i know is chevrolet customer service!
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lordpom Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Location: Wantage Status: Offline Points: 147	Post Options Post Reply Quote lordpom Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 09 Mar 2011 at 4:23pm
	id have to agree oldroverboy

K.L.Richards Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 05 May 2010 Location: South Wales Status: Offline Points: 409	Post Options Post Reply Quote K.L.Richards Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05 Apr 2011 at 1:19pm
	DO NOT LOOK AT THE PICTURE BELOW UNTIL YOU READ THE FOLLOWING: A few days ago I was having some work done at my local Chevrolet Garage. A blonde lady came in and asked the service manager for a Seven-hundred-ten. The service manager looked at me, I shrugged. He said to her "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." Bemused the service manager asked if she knew what it did. She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. Not helped by the artist impression, he then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." (And in case you didn’t get it – turn the computer screen upside down….doh!!!)

K.L.Richards Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 05 May 2010 Location: South Wales Status: Offline Points: 409	Post Options Post Reply Quote K.L.Richards Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05 Apr 2011 at 1:21pm
	Sorry if anyone is upset by my little joke... I'm not really a chauvinist you know... honest.

lordpom Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Location: Wantage Status: Offline Points: 147	Post Options Post Reply Quote lordpom Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05 Apr 2011 at 8:49pm
	hahahahaha its great love it

indiandrives1 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 31 May 2011 Location: india Status: Offline Points: 30	Post Options Post Reply Quote indiandrives1 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03 Jun 2011 at 7:40am
	Amazing jokes this is to be a new one...

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	Wow, what a joke you have post here. Its to good and amazing . I like this very much. When i read this joke I continuously laughing. Please share other jokes so that we all enjoy this forum.
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